Ejection Rejection

Ejection Rejection is a shirt made by Escar Limited, and was obtained by Subscribers in August 2019. It is still available for purchase in the Subscriber Store in a pack with two other shirts.

Product description
"Commiserate with other Captains whose chair won't go anywhere. The Ejection Rejection shirt features a smoldering Cutlass while wondering why anyone would ever need an ejection seat."